Introducing... Our New Mascot
That's right. Here he is... The Philippine Tarsier.
Cute fella, ain't he? We think so. We like the way he sticks to people's heads & pretends he's a tumour. We find that adorable.
Be sure to make a contribution to the Philippine Tarsier Foundation on your way out. Otherwise mercenary tarsiers armed with machetes are likely to ransack your lunchbox & poo in your thermos.
R
Cute fella, ain't he? We think so. We like the way he sticks to people's heads & pretends he's a tumour. We find that adorable.
Be sure to make a contribution to the Philippine Tarsier Foundation on your way out. Otherwise mercenary tarsiers armed with machetes are likely to ransack your lunchbox & poo in your thermos.
R
posted by Rob Hill at 9:30 PM
2 Comments:
Thank you so much for the warning. I thought you were being cute with the animal propaganda, but lo, the next time I reached within my rucksack to retrieve my tea, it had been sweetened in a most unsplendid way (tastes like tarsier because it's made from tarsier). Then I saw the little camoflaged rodents hightailing it through the copy room. But one of them had left its bandolier. It's only a matter of time before it comes looking for it. And when that time comes I will be ready. Call the endagered species people--They're going to have a new poster varmint.
You, sir, are an unsavory cad. Don't you know the poor critter is just trying to collect enough raisins to trade them in for a ticket back to its homeland of Tarsiervania? You weren't going to eat those raisins anyway. Don't be such a snickersnort.
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